Apparently i was summoned by my boss yesterday.
“Bong! (stop calling me that dumb head! here’s my middle finger and here’s my left one) why you cuti?!”
“Eh come on la people wanna go back to celebrate my father’s b’day la!’
“I tak boleh release your leave la, no one in the department”
*long pause, i know during raya week no one is working, and even my department is closed down for renovation*
“Then?”
“I can give u next week tapi minggu tu tak boleh..”
“Other Raya i dont mind to stay back but this time around it’s my father’s b’day”
“eh can post pone tak?!”
*long pause, those now below in italic is my own self talk
“bloody hell you wanna eat my golf club is it? post pone my a$$! if ya wife giving birth and u are in a meeting post pone la! the whole department is closed down where you want me to sit? toilet? might as well i go back and sleep! dumb head!”
*having that nearly said, i “nearly” banged the table too, then he continue
“u know there is no one around who need to answer the phone, who need to do this do that do ….”
*some how it just didnt get into my head cuz knowing everyone is going to have either 1. holiday or 2. festive holiday mood
“so? what’s your point? do u just need a dumb papet to be around doing nothing in the office? look look for me la, if u want me also i’ll just put a hollowgram there, ‘As If’ i’m there like that. man this is getting really stinky, tell you the truth i’m going to be gone for that two days no matter what. mark my word”
wow lamest joke of all time!! there you go! I’m just not going to be there for that 2 days mark me pal!!
“I’ll consider it (if you kneel down, beg me and give me a raise… nice…….)”
Apparently it didnt happen guess i’ll just have to do it my way